Malk

Your probably dating a chick named becca

"Hey who are you dating?"
"I'm malk and I'm dating becca"

by anonymous July 31, 2021

Malk

Malk is the congealed and spoiled version of Milk that is made by repeatedly spilling a small amount in the same non refrigerated environment.

Dude 1: Bro what is that nasty stuff all over the table
Dude 2: oh yeah, that's some Malk I've been working on for a few days

by CreativePseudoym October 21, 2023

Malk

the milk from man booba

Eg: Daddy can I pwease hav the booba malk?

by Uthink January 9, 2022

Malk

A humorous way of saying "milk"

Dad will get us malk

by HoovyW34p0nsGuy January 31, 2022

Malk

another way to pronounce "Milk"

Hey can i have some Malk?
Haha no.

by DINOtheNUGGET June 12, 2021

Malk

To drive slowly through a parking lot behind a person walking on foot in the hopes that they are walking to their car so you can immediately take the parking space that they are leaving.

This parking lot is so full! Let's malk that guy with all of the shopping bags.

by BadHatHarry December 5, 2024

Malk

my name because im a very cool person and no my name doesnt mean cvm it means milk but the i is swapped with a a

YOOO WASsUP MALK HYD 😍😍😍

by dxv3y June 19, 2022