Malk

When the milk in the fridge is off, and smells funny and is yellow and nasty. Every one hates malk

Jason: hey got any milk
Hunter: yeah, in the fridge
Jason: cool......nope its malk
Hunter: you sure I bought it yesterday

Jason: smell it
Hunter: yep, that's malk.

by Antisocial psychopath February 15, 2020

Malks

Malks is the type of girl that doesn't want to be a Malky.

Hey Malks, you're really cute.

by ASMest September 4, 2019

Malk

Milk, just another way of saying milk

Want some Malk?

by Basil the herb July 27, 2021

Malk

A humorous way of saying "milk"

Dad will get us malk

by HoovyW34p0nsGuy January 31, 2022

Malk

my name because im a very cool person and no my name doesnt mean cvm it means milk but the i is swapped with a a

YOOO WASsUP MALK HYD 😍😍😍

by dxv3y June 19, 2022

Malk

Malk is the congealed and spoiled version of Milk that is made by repeatedly spilling a small amount in the same non refrigerated environment.

Dude 1: Bro what is that nasty stuff all over the table
Dude 2: oh yeah, that's some Malk I've been working on for a few days

by CreativePseudoym October 21, 2023

Malk

another way to pronounce "Milk"

Hey can i have some Malk?
Haha no.

by DINOtheNUGGET June 12, 2021