A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
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by kakashiiam October 15, 2019
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1) They enjoy paying $3000 for a laptop;
2) They heard somewhere that macs are better for multimedia applications (Please note that it is never a good idea to confront a macfag on this matter. They will not be able to produce any reason other then "because they are" and your head will explode.);
3) They think it will impress people at the coffee shop;
4) They enjoy being different;
5) They scoff at the idea of compatible software;
6) Because macs are available in pretty pastels.
1) They enjoy paying $3000 for a laptop;
2) They heard somewhere that macs are better for multimedia applications (Please note that it is never a good idea to confront a macfag on this matter. They will not be able to produce any reason other then "because they are" and your head will explode.);
3) They think it will impress people at the coffee shop;
4) They enjoy being different;
5) They scoff at the idea of compatible software;
6) Because macs are available in pretty pastels.
Jim: "Hey you wanna go get a cup of coffee?"
Steve: "Nah that place is full of hipsters and macfags."
Steve: "Nah that place is full of hipsters and macfags."
by SteveJ December 1, 2007
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by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019
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by Kafkaxd October 17, 2009
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They are mainly found on YouTube making reviews of mainly useless or unaffordable products (see tat) discussing Apple "rumours", providing viewers with "giveaways", giving updates on their boring lives, instructing viewers to follow their boring lives on Twitter and discussing how terrible a PC running Microsoft Windows is and why Macs are better in every way.
This term is not to be confused with someone who knows what they're talking about and has plenty of experience on all sides of the table, i.e. someone who is not a noob, but uses a Mac.
They are mainly found on YouTube making reviews of mainly useless or unaffordable products (see tat) discussing Apple "rumours", providing viewers with "giveaways", giving updates on their boring lives, instructing viewers to follow their boring lives on Twitter and discussing how terrible a PC running Microsoft Windows is and why Macs are better in every way.
This term is not to be confused with someone who knows what they're talking about and has plenty of experience on all sides of the table, i.e. someone who is not a noob, but uses a Mac.
Macfag101 (in video): Hi guys, what's up? Today I'm going to be doing a giveaway and the winner is whoever can bitch Microsoft the most. Also coming up, a tutorial with the very original idea of how to change your dock background images, why Macs are so much better than PCs and why I don't know a fucking thing about what I'm talking about.
Non-noob viewer: Macfag, shut the fuck up.
Non-noob viewer: Macfag, shut the fuck up.
by The World's Best Coder June 20, 2009
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by Skittlemonster September 10, 2011
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