Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012

Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.

Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"

by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014

Malattach

v. to attach, as in a document to an email, incorrectly.

I should have checked that email, especially considering my propensity to malattach documents.

by SRB ESQ January 13, 2009

mexican marathon

two or more days of consecutive binge drinking to the point of intoxication. usually done in conjunction with skipping work or school.

last week we went out drinking from tuesday to saturday...a real mexican marathon...im hung over as hell

by fp12319 May 9, 2010

exam week marathon

That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.

Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.

by readlookread November 24, 2013

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Malitha

Malitha's are awesome. They are funny, loyal, humble, hardworking, and easy going. Malitha's is the definition of a true friend. They have alot of aquaintances and tend to make friends really easily, but only have a few best friends. Whoever is close to malitha is lucky. He always lights up a room with his smile and jokes, and is full of swag.

Girl 1: Ur dating Malitha?
Girl 2: Yeaaa <3
Girl 1: You lucky bitch :@

by Tiffany2222 September 25, 2011