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Marijuana Kitchen Culture 

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.
"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.

marijuana primadonna 

1. Female who remains the most high.
2. Royal Highness of Hemp.
3. Queen of green.
Little Mons chick have you seen her, the Marijuana Primadonna i wouldnt be able to out smoke her.
marijuana primadonna by maddgirl December 28, 2017
A lovely and kind person who helps other through tough times without even knowing it. She's beautiful and supportive. If you have a Maihua, never let her go, she's amazing and you're lucky to have her.
Person 1: Wow, she was so supportive about my problems

Person 2: Aww, she's a Maihua, how nice!
Maihua by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020

marital marijuana 

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
marital marijuana by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

marijuana prohibition 

It is something that still doesn't work.
Liz:Pass the bong.
Tom:What about marijuana prohibition?
Liz:What the fuck is that?

Marijuana Legalization 

The essential struggle for millions of today's people. There are pros and cons to legalizing marijuana, but when weighed against each other the legal marijuana always wins. One of the biggest benefits, in my opinion, is the fact that people will not have to buy weed from gangs, and terrorists. Plus the fact that we as a country (which is a term forgotten these days) will make billions every year in taxes and commerce. This is a time where all current methods of making money are exhausted and only those who can look at the big picture and make decisions will survive. The biggest disadvantage that I can think of is that the population as a whole will probably become even more obese. That's a matter of personal responsibility( another term people forgot)
Me: Dude, did you hear? Marijuana Legalization finally went through!

Some Guy: *Head-a-Splode*