The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.
by Sheryl D May 31, 2006
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by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011
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Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.
by hollowpnt October 16, 2008
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by CadenErtel January 15, 2017
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