MagnumMantis

The fucking cutest indian bitch out there on discord making 6 figgers a day and usually has the most swag in the group. former quackity server OG, got yelled at on askels server for being "toxic". active member on ok buddy retard going strong with weed squad💪he is also known as "Tech" by most people now after he was known as "Tech Support Scammer" on quackity hq discord server and people started to call him that because it sounds cool just like him.

Discord Girl: "Holy fucking shit have you seen that magnummantis person on quackitys server rachel? he is so funny and cool I talked to him in VC and oh my god his chadlike features were present in his indian voice"

Rachel: "who the fuck is that? Even though I don't know him he sounds hot and I want him to put my magnum in my mantis 😍😍😍"
Spongy: "nigga got the drip and the puss u kno wuh im sayin"
Officer Duck: "im an og"

by MagnumMantis December 7, 2019

project magicment

Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.

Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."

by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008

Magnum denial

When you carry magnum condoms just to impress knowing it is not really your size

I saw my boy friend with magnum condoms but I know he is in magnum denial

by Ninj Assassin December 11, 2009

magnum

A really large penis.

Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.

by Syda March 24, 2005

Marium

Marium is the best person you could ever have in your life. She is so kind, caring , loving , funny and will always be there for you no matter what. If your feeling down, she will make you smile. if you have a marium in your life you are lucky and you will remember her.

Marium you are the best friend a person could have

by Unknown1848 April 17, 2019

MAGNUM DONG

To have or having a gaint pp. Others names for it are moster pp,giant pp

TAE AND CHLOE HAVE MAGNUM DONGSSS

by Magnumdongsforlife June 27, 2019

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.

Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world

Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.

Hirty Harry: You bastard.

by Da Money March 17, 2005