maf

An attempt at using math, common to industries affected by piracy. This calculation involves a severe understanding of internets and/or no conception of worth.

"Using maf, offline book "Lending" costs US Publishers nearly $1 Trillion"

by trueslider January 19, 2010

MAF

Acronym for Metal As Fuck, usually found plastered over the local scene and hardcore kids MySpaces or groups.

Bob Dole MAF
That show was so fucking MAF, it was insane.

A typical MySpace display name. Apparently it's a group now, rather than a glimpse at your musical "roots".

by The Wisp April 12, 2007

maf

acronym for Mental Ass Fuck.

"Have you had your MAF today?" "Would you like your MAF with lube or without?" "God, I need a good MAF right now!"

by ToddF September 28, 2007

maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz June 08, 2012

maf

Mad AF. You can type this when you you're in a hurry and you can't figure out anything to say to express how mad you are.

Girl: Ugh..... Ms. Harper made me so... angry.... so..
Dude: Maf??

Girl: Yeah... exactly!!!

by asiaisthebaest January 14, 2015

quick mafs

A type of math used by Big Shaq.

Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three quick mafs.

by Man’s know mafs December 23, 2017

maf

1. short for hermaphrodite
2. general insult towards someone, although usually in good humor

1. "they were all mafs at that place i tell you"
2. "dude, you fucking maf!"

by danix May 26, 2007