Maffucci

The name of someone who is crazy, hyper and funny. They can also be perceived as annoying, dumb and extremely blonde. Maffuccis are often called out as being racist, but it is unclear whether or not that is true. A Maffucci most closely resembles a Dial.

Mom, Maffucci called my work a piece of shit, and called me dumb!

by anonymous3561 April 28, 2012

Muffstuff

The act of stuffing your testicles into a female's vagina.

Tex muffstuffed Tara.

by Rocke May 17, 2004

Muffslice

An awesome insult used to describe an idiot/prick/bawbag/arsehole, basically anybody you don't like. Can be used in any situation.

Don't be such a muffslice!
What a muffslice he is!
Your mum is a muffslice!

by big gav teh tank January 15, 2009

Maffina

A female with a great love of muffins. This makes the female in question, damn awesome.

You can identify Maffina's by their awesomeness and the sheer level of excitement they show when Muffins are mentioned.

Tony: Dude how much of a Maffina is Giggles?
Rory: I know she goes crazy whenever muffins are mentioned.

Giggles: I HEARD MUFFIN, WHO HAS THE MUFFIN!

by =|1Day|Farseer March 17, 2010

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

maffew

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'

My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew

by falcococo July 22, 2009