maestro

The distinguished gentleman who takes a shit on a bon fire.

This bon fire is getting old. Hey Johnny, spice it up maestro!

by gRip October 8, 2006

Masir

If you ever come a cross a Masir, then you better be friends with him cause he’s secretly a smort baddie and is Lord Mahaveer. He’s always there to help you when you’re feeling down with memes so you better hit him up before it goes to waste.

Some dude: Yo is that MASIR?
Some dude #2: YE HE’S SECRETLY A SMORT BADDIE AND LORD MAHAVEER!!
Some dude: BRO LET’S BE FRIENDS WITH HIM!!

by Malnourished Rat August 10, 2021

gago na maestro

Gago na maestro is a Hiligaynon term that refers to an extremely bad mannered professor. Such reference will be caused by: (1) Not giving out removal exams because the students went to an educational tour, and a national conference, (2) Expecting students to come to him frequently "na parang nililigawan". And (3) Being kalbo

1. Si Nolan daw gago na maestro
Translation:
1. Nolan is a bad mannered professor.

by auburnel June 14, 2019

Mamsir

What to address someone whose sex you cannot discern

Excuse me mamsir I did not see you there.

by Jagathecat June 1, 2018

The Maestro

During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"

"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."

"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."

by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007

Lego Maestro

the most epic fortnite player in the world, teaming up with ninja and marquess brownley, he will get your credit card information to secure that epic victory royale

"Ninja is the best fortnite player"
"No Lego Maestro is"

by John Wick Jr February 5, 2019

Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.

That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.

by F Meister July 28, 2008