Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"
" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."
by Steve Shelton May 6, 2008
Get the acquisitional company mug.A new term for Christmas, invented as a reflection of the fact the original values and methods of celebrating have been streamlined and homogenised to the point of it being a mere exercise in material gain.
Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.
Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.
Judith: "Did you see the amount of pointless seasonal junk on sale in the mall chainstores?"
Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."
Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."
Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."
Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."
Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."
Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."
by zekepliskin December 6, 2009
Get the Acquisitionfest mug.when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!
by sammy versett January 10, 2009
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I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
by MarianneM August 24, 2016
Get the Acquisition disorder mug.That thing, you know that thing, where a man makes a woman explain something simple instead of looking it up for himself. Usually to waste her time or try to distract her from the offensive comments he's making. After the original "menquisition" the man will usually continue to waste your time for as long as humanly possible. If you attempt to stop the menquisition by telling him "google is free" he will react with full blown rage and/or ask why you have to be so mean.
Short hand for "belonging to a system that is so used to putting the emotional/intellectual/caregiving etc. work on others that have to do more for less that they don't even acknowledge how this forces someone to stop their life and work harder just for their convenience"
Short hand for "belonging to a system that is so used to putting the emotional/intellectual/caregiving etc. work on others that have to do more for less that they don't even acknowledge how this forces someone to stop their life and work harder just for their convenience"
"Another Chad tried to corner me at work to ask what RSVP meant on that last email. I had way too much work to do to deal with him but he just flipped out. Total menquisition."
"A guy found out that I like wrestling. Out of nowhere he starts asking me to explain what a Luchador is. I was not expecting the Spanish Menquisition"
"A guy found out that I like wrestling. Out of nowhere he starts asking me to explain what a Luchador is. I was not expecting the Spanish Menquisition"
by teamrude June 6, 2017
Get the Menquisition mug."My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
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Get the Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods mug.by The Amazing David January 13, 2009
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