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Menquisition

That thing, you know that thing, where a man makes a woman explain something simple instead of looking it up for himself. Usually to waste her time or try to distract her from the offensive comments he's making. After the original "menquisition" the man will usually continue to waste your time for as long as humanly possible. If you attempt to stop the menquisition by telling him "google is free" he will react with full blown rage and/or ask why you have to be so mean.

Short hand for "belonging to a system that is so used to putting the emotional/intellectual/caregiving etc. work on others that have to do more for less that they don't even acknowledge how this forces someone to stop their life and work harder just for their convenience"
"Another Chad tried to corner me at work to ask what RSVP meant on that last email. I had way too much work to do to deal with him but he just flipped out. Total menquisition."

"A guy found out that I like wrestling. Out of nowhere he starts asking me to explain what a Luchador is. I was not expecting the Spanish Menquisition"
Menquisition by teamrude June 6, 2017
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Macquisition 

To acquire or purchase an apple macintosh computer. Term coined by Jim Hill.
We went on a Macquisition Tuesday. We came back from the store with a MacBook Pro.
Macquisition by Chris Corriveau April 22, 2008
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
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"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
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