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Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
by EazyEli February 24, 2017
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Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."
Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office
by American Moor March 13, 2021
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Muckology

A fast growing religion (or what some would consider a cult) created by the Muck Brothers and overseen by REV. Muck Meister. The difference between Muckology and other popular religions, is it's apparent lack of structure, idealogy, laws and Gods. (Although some consider the Muck Brothers "God's" of sorts)

Muckology is also different for every individual, it encourages a very liberal outlook on life while letting each follower set their own rules. Muckology is open to people of all faiths and Muckology's only actual law is to honor the Muck Brothers and other followers.
Joe: (Reading a poll on America's most popular religions) Where is Muckology listed?

Fred: It is basically so popular that it doesn't count... It's more like a way of everyday life.
by Lowly Follower December 12, 2008
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massology

Masseurs and masseuses are supposed to have knowledge of massology.
by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011
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Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.
At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.
by Lars April 29, 2021
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Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
by EazyEli February 24, 2017
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Maurology

An independent system of faith, one in which a person believes in oneself so as to not become disappointed by others which in turn maximizes success and happiness in their life.
"Hey, what have you been up to?"
"Just doing me, it's going pretty great."
"I'm so glad Maurology is working for you man. Do you."
by Gabriela Mistral January 14, 2017
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