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Machan

Covertly ntering your partner from behind while under the guise of doing it doggy-style. As soon as he.she relaxes, screaming "Look out-Big Bird!" and vomiting on his/her head. Also can be used to describe having anal sex with multiple partners in a train fashion when vomiting on the person in front of you when one person yells "Look out! Big Bird".
Kevin had a bunch of circus midgets over at his trailer last night and they all Machaned - it was a mess.
by Chris P November 26, 2004
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Machans

Machans is an extended slang version of the word "macha". It is technically used to address a friend in the "yo-est" and the "coolest" possible manner.

A person who actually addresses you as a "Machans". is usually black and dyslexic and owns a Jetta.

He is a person who, on listening to Heavyweight, accelerates from 15kmph to 150 kmph in 1/10th of a second.
" Yo, Machans. I got my new Jettas.. "
by CoolSahil September 30, 2011
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maychance

by chance.
I maychance met her on the road yesterday.
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McChanahanned

A condition where an upper and a downer interact, resulting in a total collapse under ones own body weight.
Brian was feeling good after a few vodka redbulls but once he ate that edible he totally McChanahanned at the bar.

What happened to Sasha last night? I saw her dancing but she went outside to smoke and she McChanahanned. We had to throw her in an Uber and send her home.
by The Asian Bone Crusher October 3, 2017
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maschancha

a derogatory term for anything. used to define cuteness, sexiness, ugliness, or your friendly neighborhood tuxedo cat.
adrianna: hey that cat is a maschancha

ola: what’s that

adrianna: bro it’s maschancha
by hailey boobs June 15, 2020
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the mackhand

Representing the type of game one spits. Its how you use your mouthpiece. If you have a strong mackhand, you can get any bitch you want.
Yo dawg, I laid the mackhand down on this bitch real good real good, then she chopped me up damn good like I had my own private brain surgeon
by Northern Cali Hoe Slayer August 30, 2010
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macchened

A sudden and unexpected stoppage of a computer system, network, system interface or data feed generally caused by a direct, secretive or unexplained change to a production environment. Often times the problem can just go away on its own.
You have been macchened when you are causally going about using a computer system to do your normal daily processing when all of a sudden the lights dim, the systems grind to a halt and everyone is looking at each other as if to say what the heck happened. It's that moment when you know you have been macchened.
by U Jean Ripper March 5, 2010
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