mvp 

Most Vaginal Person. Awarded every year to the player in a sports league who is the biggest pussy.

Boris Diaw should be the MVP of the NBA -- what a pussy

mvp by J-Smoove May 21, 2006

MVP 

Most Valuable Playa,
with great physical or mental strength or force, able to exert a lot of influence and control over people and events,of the highest quality or ,able to have eternal life or existence.

"Chris Sison is on the highest level, he must be MVP."

MVP by cr1sx January 19, 2005

Mvp 

The person that pulls the most pussy

Man, Tristan is the level 3 MVP.

Mvp by Ty1298 September 3, 2018

MVP 

Misogynistic vaginal penetration

oh peter you are giving me good MVP

MVP by Isle o' Cock and Balls March 1, 2022

MVP 

MOST VIOLENT PLAYER OR MOST VIOLENT PERSON

I’m the MVP on these streets or game

MVP by Yankee510 June 24, 2022

MVP 

Mouth - Vagina - Pooper.

That chick took one in her mouth, Vagina, and the Pooper at the same time. She da real MVP!

MVP by UnFknBlvbl June 1, 2015

MVP 

Magic Vagina Problems.

Magical vagina problems are a direct cause of DVM (or devil vagina magic).

You ain't got much to worry about much but MVP with a pussy like that.

Damn that Devil Vagina Magic got that boy good, he can't get enough! #MVP

MVP by AmaryllisUrsula October 30, 2016