Say mum's

A statement that can be used to express disbelief, similar to "swear to God" meaning "swear on your mum's life"

Ryan: yo I just found 50£ on the ground

Chris: say mum's

Ryan: mum's bro

by pepe_4206 February 21, 2026

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

Kailen's Mum

Hot af

Kailen's Mum is hot af

by GaymobeeMan March 4, 2021

Steffen's mum

The act of ploughing a norweigan lady seven times in one night.

Yo, I steffen's mummed that norweigan girl lastnight

by norweiganluva December 9, 2008

owen's mum

Rather hairy, sloth like creature. Also known locally for the five dollar blow.

Owen's mum again? yeah, saw her at the zoo!

by The real G supa hot fire August 9, 2016

Danny's Mum

A Dutch prostitute working in the Red Light District and charges the least of all

And finally I ended up doing Danny's Mum

by klaziena terpstra January 9, 2008

Gill's mum

A Giant creature that swallows everything in its wake, can block the sun with Its booty and can be found lurking outside a certain chicken fast food restaurant . It Lives off 8 maybe 9 family buckets and 3 young virgin boys a day. Quite possibly the most dangerous reason to leave your house. EVAR.

OH NO!! SHIT RUN ITS A Gill's mum!!!!!

by A kfc worker. October 6, 2010