monk

David Raschke.

"Quiet, monk."

by JohnnyPoopooPants June 10, 2003

Monk

A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol

"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"

by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017

Monk

A superior human thing that does nothing but be a monk; dais

Dais is a big monk

by BigOlTom October 4, 2020

MONK

Someone with obsessive compulsive disorder, or OCD. Based on the television character portrayed by Tony Shaloub.

(USA Network)

"Stop picking lint off of my shirt, Monk."

by Julia Gulia January 16, 2004

monk

a person who is religously devoted to either a)God, or b)his girlfriend. Some consider it being whooped or being a pussy, but to each his own.

He is such a monk, and I dont even know why..she aint that good looking.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003

monk

Are you serious Monk means pussy, clique, or vagina

Hey girl now get off my dick and let me eat that monk

by peewee954 July 12, 2009

monk

london rhyming slang for skunk (potent cannabis):

Harry Monk = Skunk

did you pick up any monk today, i'm clucking for a zoot

by M.CLej January 12, 2004