social mobster

A person who can get attention and a following for doing things of low moral character.

Don't follow a social mobster, be your own person The social mobster will have you do their dirty work while they look innocent The girl is a social mobster when she gets the group to pick on someone He is a social mobster because he uses people and bad behavior to get attention A social mobster gets paid to show up and make a scene

by JOG February 11, 2014

mobsterbate

verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .

Tony looked so hot in his Z Rock, I had to go home and mobsterbate.

by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015

mobster

Bad Ass who loves to roll deep.

Hey nigga dont fuck wit him hes a mobsta

by badasswhiteboy May 6, 2003

mobster

When someone thinks they are special they call themselves a mobster, they are more than likely a little p00f, its not the 1950's any fucking more

'ooo im a mobster i am mega hard and coooooo-el' <--- sarcasm there

by Dan Rodgers November 20, 2004

teen mobster

A teenager who thinks they are in the mofia n thinks that it is ok to go n cut off the heads of horses that are worth more than they are! Basically...posers!

Look at that teen mobster...her form...i didn't teach him to hold a chainsaw like that!

by RealItalianGoddess November 1, 2003

mobster

A fat line of sniffable powder substance, most likely cocaine.

Yo B hook it up with a mobster.

by jrs-one June 2, 2005

korean mobsters

a joke.

a: hey look its another frustrated smart kid who's trying to be rebellious and cool by wearing a suit and vandalizing a liquer store with a baseball bat to vent his anger!

b:onhhhh you mean korean mobsters!

by loves korean mobsters! February 13, 2009