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St. Mildred's

St. Mildred's is an all girls private school located in Oakville, Ontario. The girls of SMLS abide by the eight cracked commandments: heres a glimpse of moral stature.

1. Fashion - mainly pertaining to Ugg boots, lululemon, H & M and American Eagle.

2. Anorexia - if you dont skip meals or throw up meals you just dont make the cut!

3. Boys - The girls of SMLS die hard sluts who will do anything for a little action.

4. Grades - Full of wanabe genius', if they can't cant achieve their "perfect" grades on their own parents will be forced to get involved and make massive donations to fund new ELC's (waste of money buildings, full of crappy technology).

5. Die hard alcoholics (who chug mickeys) and wanabe potheads - you can always find a SMLS girl man down in a bush, bathtub or drunk tank every weekend!

6. Pride - dubbed as lesbians the girls of SMLS are more desperate and willing then a typical masturbating self exploring thirteen year old boy.

7. Momento's - Oh and how can we forget that BMW bathtub of ours, that comes complete with our equally horny men in kilts shipped in from Aurora.

8. Gossip - Home to a "Pretty Commitee" and many backstabbing princesses - gossip is juicy, demanded and always fresh everyday like our breakfast program cookies!
St. Mildred's Lightbourn School - An all girls private educational institution for the rich and and abusive!
by AP, Liz & Steinberg July 28, 2008
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Aunt Mildred

The go-to name Americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don't want to use a real name.
Last Christmas my Aunt Mildred got me a sweater and mittens.

Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
by Saint of San Diego2 September 4, 2009
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the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.
Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."
by King Torch January 2, 2016
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rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices
I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred
by Strip$ January 19, 2016
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pork it mildred

It means to step on a gas peddle and floor it.
When you driving in a car with someone. You want them to hurry up and go fast. You yell PORK IT MILDRED!
by ITALIAN July 28, 2012
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mildrid the middler

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023
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motor mouth mildrid

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.
Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023
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