midget 

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead.
The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body

look at that midget he is so cute i want to kiss his huge forehead

midget by bean May 27, 2003

midget 

The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.

"aww midget! your so adorable!"

midget by jadeeyx June 1, 2009

midget 

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets

midget by jewcakes44 February 12, 2010

Midget 

Usually about 4 foot 2 when they're ten and very curious species. They do maths on alpacas and hate Asians.

Damn, Jacob Sartorious is like a midget.

Midget by AlpacaBinTea May 9, 2018

Midget 

Midgets have a huge biological advantage since they have night vision.

Im gonna go hunting with a midget since they have noght vision.

Midget by Salsa dude398412 March 31, 2019

Midget 

This person is usually fucking bad at video games, often making his character look tall just to feel tall. To find them just try looking down.

Troy is a fucking midget

When I saw Troy running I thaught it was a midget

Midget by Memes are my bitch April 24, 2019

Midget 

A short person

“Christens a midget”

Midget by ChristenMirandaHater101 November 20, 2019