mayonnaise

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

by Kcally June 17, 2008

mayonnaise

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

by akaidiot13 August 23, 2011

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 May 14, 2018

Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019

Mayonnaise

The spiciest instrument out there

Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?

by Knee grow October 21, 2019

Mayonnaise

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham

Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Mayonnaise

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

by Pooeater123 July 1, 2019