masturbatable

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

masturbate to the beat challenge

A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.

Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

Obsessive masterbaition disorder

A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.

Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive

Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost

by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014

masterbaiter

On a fishing boat, one of the three common grades of baiters (those who handle their little fish in hope of attracting a bigger fish).

When I first started this job, I was just an Apprentice, but after long years of conscientious study and hard work, I made it to Journeyman. Now I'm studying hard and trying to work my way up to MasterBaiter!

by DaDebil August 5, 2008