Mandouche

A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.

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Friend: Dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.

You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.

by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009

[mandouche]

A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.

1. Mr. Mandouche is going to whimp out again.
2. Stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.

by undergroundking October 25, 2008

MaDouche

Noun: The scummiest of the scum on this planet.

Verb: (MaDouching, MaDouched, etc.) To fuck over a large amount of people for your own selfish benefit.

Karen: "Wow, Billy really fucked us over."
Adam: "What did he do?"

Karen: "He made tons of empty promises and fucked over his entire team."
Adam: "WOW! It sounds like you guys were MaDouched!"

by AnalBandacoot November 25, 2013

Masdouche

A fat lazy asshole that never worked a real job,still lives with his mother,berates women,wishes he could see his penis with out a mirror, buys porn,acts like he has actually accomplished something in life, smells offensively of cat urine,and is in general the biggest leach.

Masdouche had a rough day when a cat pissed on his new Hustler magazine. He had to whack off thinking about the ugly chick he fucked 20 years ago.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020

Massadouchetts

A douche from Massachusetts

“ He is a masshole”, Yes he is a real Massadouchetts

by F-Director September 13, 2022