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Lestraded

When people think Apple is going to Sherlock an app but doesn't.
Everyone thought Apple was going to replace 1Password with their Passbook app, but it turned out to not be a password manager. Apple Lestraded them.
by Apple Picker December 12, 2012
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Lustration

A state of insanity in a male caused by the extreme desire to vigorously make love to someone, but there is no one to vigorously make love to.
Man, that guy must have some serious lustration! He is just running around in public slapping his dick on everything he sees!
by Bananamanagram January 16, 2015
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Lestrade

A chubby, quarrelsome, curry guzzling chap who is a burden to himself and those around him. Used to be an market trader who's business dwindled. Hence the name "Les-trade"
"that burden to humanity is a right Lestrade"
by Ming March 20, 2004
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ljstra

ljstra was created march 6th, 2004, in denton texas, when an astronomical experiment failed due to excessive cloud-cover.

in essence ljstra is an amalgamation of two very capable Halo alter-egos, which, when combined, defy all previously set limits in wheel-of-fortune style gameplay.

ljstra can often be found frolicking on parkgrounds and college campuses, usually seeking a pond, where he/she will engage in the hunting of turtles.

those wishing to capture the elusive ljstra are encouraged to use a lure of either poorly secured apostrophe's and/or secluded movie-watching environments.
person: "OMG LOOK! ITS LJSTRA!!! ... aww he/she looks so happy!"
otherPerson: "well of course, its au to maatic!"
by stra March 6, 2005
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bellatrix lestrange

a mean old bitch who killed sirius black, and gets her ass kicked by molly weasley.
molly: not my daughter you bitch!
bellatrix lestrange: *snarl*
molly: avada kedavra!
by its gunna be totally awesome September 18, 2010
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Jennifer Lastra

Da' shit.
da shit, yo. jennifer lastra
by century 21 January 27, 2009
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lystrange

short for Love You Strange. Used often in text convos's, where one mentions/does something weird and the other finds this amazing. Used when a particular quirk of someone is visible.
Jenny: Hiya, how was your day?
Tony: NOM nom nom, i like cookies
Jenny: lystrange :D
by tony patch June 9, 2011
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