petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

lurene

Older lunch lady who often is mean and catty. Lurenes will stab you in the back and smile.

Did you see how mean that lunch lady was... that's so lurene!

by Ladydogooder February 24, 2017

Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Grand Larceny

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

lucena

Total loser

You are such a lucena.

by Guywhohateslucena November 16, 2017

lurkened

to be so ridiculously drunk that you do one of the following:
* pee in random places
* shit your pants
* puek in fron of everyone
* get bald dudes arrested
* mushroom stamp an innocent woman

Oh shit that McAdams really got you lurkened last night!
Wanna get lurkened tonight?

by lala loo July 14, 2006

Lucente

A short plump man who enjoys dating people named jannet. These people are very reckless and will often spill the pasta sauce. They are also edgier than a double sided sword and will stop at nothing to make an offensive remark.

Lucente the fat fuck likes eating Peking duck.

by Stupidhoe6969 September 1, 2020