Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

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Beef Lumps

Heavy, hanging testicles.

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

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A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

by Brny September 9, 2008

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lung lumps

A slang term used to describe or refer to women's breasts.

"You seen that new intern yet? She has a nice set of lung lumps!"

by dale crashardt October 2, 2011

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back bottom gristle lumps

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

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Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

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