Lagaloser

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.

Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.

by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011

Legal Harassment

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012

luganut

Very firm and juicy nuts

Damn, Tyler, you've got luganuts dude! I'm jealous

by opman261 February 7, 2017

legal glitch

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Lujain not lugain

A girl called lujain.
Not to be confused with lugain.
She will eat you alive if you misspell it.

How are you lujain not lugain?

by Beginning July 13, 2021

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

rarely legal

Ordering a steak, burger, or other meat product as rare as legally allowed by health codes.

I take my steaks rarely legal because I don't want the flavor cooked out.

by VRDemont May 9, 2011