Lonestar

1. v. To fail epically despite being previously hyped and acclaimed.

2. v. To disappear immediately from the collective consciousness without warning.

3. n. A reputable person with superior skills, but terrible luck.

Based upon the immensely popular and long-running television series, "Lone Star".

The biggest lonestar of 1986 was Bill Buckner.

by Vance Platinum October 28, 2010

Lonestar

Another term for a Texan, more specifically someone considered badass or hardcore Texan.

You don't mess with that lonestar man... he's at least 6 foot 5 and twice as mean.

Didja see that Pat Greene concert last night? Man, he is lonestar dude...

by JRobertson December 9, 2008

Lovetarded

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.

She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.

by Blazeder November 28, 2012

lovestruck romeo

Wanting something so bad that you are willing to give your life to have it. Cause it’s all you think about. Or you think you will die without it

I feel like a lovestruck romeo every time I look at (person/object)

by Jallen77 November 8, 2023

Lovester

(n.) A person in love. Particularly, a person who is in love with another lovester.

(n.) A person's love.
(n.) Boyfriend, girlfriend, sexer.
(n.) A loved one you are frustrated with, but you love dearly.

What? What are you doing? Ugh, you're just a .... LOVESTER.
You're my world, you're my lovester.
You can be my dearest love, you're my lovester.

by Davesosaucy July 24, 2014

Lonestar

The most awesome country band of all time. And don't say they stink, *cough cough Francesca cough* cause they don't. Really. Why would I lie to you?

Your mom is not as awesome as Lonestar.

by Sabu April 24, 2005

Tactical Lodestar

The act of shooting loads on your girlfriends face in the dark whilst watching from birds eye view, wearing night vision goggles.

Yes bro, I used the Tactical Lodestar on her, just like black ops II

by OG Mudpipe September 8, 2018