lonsley

A very cute boy who is often playing basketball or football. He seems nice but when you express your feeling a Lonsley might not take it too well. He will get weirded out very quickly but also has many friends. He is hard to get and all the girls are after him.

Hi Lonsley, here take my dollar I don't want it.
I don't want it!

by Cocotipinananana11 March 12, 2016

asbe lonker

an insult

eat penguin shit you asbe lonker

by a penguin shit eating asbe lonker June 25, 2003

ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.

Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.

by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008

Longkeye

Slang for how much time it takes to roll a joint eg.5 minutes
Can be used in day to day terminology

"Hey homie, I'll be back in a longkeye"
"Hey bro I asked you to call that customer back a longkeye ago"
"Im just taking bruiser out for a longkeye bro"

by Housodave February 23, 2014

Longkey

When something is both long and honk

My cat is long and honks thus it is longkey

by Censored Name August 14, 2019

lonkera

Lonkera is a dynamic duo. A frienship everyone envies. Lonkera is the living definition of frienship goals.

A: holy hell look at Lonkera!
B: ugh Ikr! I wish we could be like them.

by Slutty_nerd August 19, 2019

lenskens

Lenskens' are super cool! ;). If a Lenskens sais "stop" then you MUST stop. The're verry funny and you always can count on them

she is a real Lenskens because only real Lenskens' can be so funny. ;)

by kippenkraam.likeme November 4, 2019