loosey

A single cigarette that is "loose", as opposed to tightly packed with 19 other cigarettes in a pack.
Since cigarettes are usually sold in packs of 20 for ridiculous prices, shop owners have taken to selling single, "loose" cigarettes rather than whole packs.

I only had a jackson for the whole week so I only bought a couple loosey's.

by Santi July 29, 2005

3 Hole Loosey

When you sneeze, shit and pee all at once.

Yesterday I had a 3 Hole Loosey. So I had to go home a little early.

by HNGOVR January 9, 2018

lonley island

the funniest band eva... from snl. sang the songs i on a boat, and i jizzed in my pants. funni stuff!!!! hehehe

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf**king boat (boat, yeah)

-lonley island

by erinrox,ray April 19, 2009

Losey

A surname of Dutch/German/Swedish decent. Referring to a area of low sea level from which they hail.

Losey he must be from the sea side.

by Northmen January 20, 2015

Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

lynsey

Coolest shit there ever was.

extremly hot and has a nice body.

Rather do any day.

dude that girls a lynsey.

by jackson goliaths June 24, 2008

Loosey

A single cigarette that you buy from a store clerk rather than buying a whole pack of cigarettes. Usually sold for .10 cents -.25 cents.

The term was invented in Detroit by Lebanese gas station owners and clerks. Alternative spelling is "loosie". (As stated before on VH1)

"Yo man can I get a loosey."
"Yo man let me get a loosey."
"How many loosey's can I get wit a dollar."
"Sorry man I ain't opening a new pack just to give you one loosey."
"My man, give me fo (4) looseys and let me play these numbers"

"Yo u got any Newport Looseys"

by LebaneseBebe January 14, 2013