Londoni

a mildly derogatory slang used to refer to Bangladeshi-Britons, especially those Bangladeshi-Britons of Sylheti descent. They speak Bengali horribly with thick Sylheti accents and those born and brought up in the U.K. usually speak English as well with a very thick accent. Their English dialect depends on the region of U.K. they are brought up in. All Londoni families own a restaurant which serve Indian cuisine and is a hub for providing jobs to their newly-arrived relatives from Sylhet who have decided to stay back illegaly.

These people try to give an impression of being really rich and well off to their Bangladeshi friends and relatives and think they are really of a higher class with more status and cooler than them just because they live in England, when in reality they are a bunch of jokes who neither the British nor the Bangladeshis really give a shit about. They have horrible sense of style and have no clue what big idiots other people think they are.

Note: This in no way applies to Bangladeshis living in other countries like the United States or Canada where the Bangladeshis living are actually sophisticated and educated unlike their British counterparts.

Half of Britons today are Londonis!

That londoni chick speaks Bengali so bad. My fart sounds nicer.

by G--Money April 7, 2007

londonitis

I severe issue where you keep referring back to London in conversations and leads to an unhealthy obsession.

Conversations with him have been difficult after Londonitis!

by MillaShows March 2, 2017

Londonish

Something that has to do with London

a garden in Londonish commutersville

posh Londonish accent

by alcolc October 3, 2010

londonianese

An idiot from London who thinks that they are the best but they truly know that the mancunians are the best. They have a posh accent that say grarse instead of grass. They cant talk properly with their accent so no one really knows what they are saying. This makes it easier for people to bully them.

The mancunians have a better accent that the londonianese

by bsang11 April 10, 2023

eva longoria

A term used by most males as their "wife"

Eva Longoria is my wife.

by dirk_diggler4564 December 4, 2007

londonism

Something intimiately associated with london

cockney rhyming slang

by Gordon Thompson July 10, 2004

longanimity

(long-an-im-it-tee)

Patiently waiting suffering, while plotting revenge.

People filled with longanimity are clouded with a wisper inside the back of thier minds eating away at them. Revenge all the same is a form of vengance. Meaning They want some thing they couldn't have or had a chance and took it for granted threw it away and are filled with longanimity for thier own faults, but tend to plot on others because they are lost and un-happy for thier choices. thus leading me to believe that the water cannons was a good idea and the vengance needs to die not the people that crave it.

by beetlingJutterIsU June 20, 2010