Kentucky musket loader

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019

Lorde Del Douche

Someone preferably a male. Thinks they are this 'amazing' human being. That takes pleasure in being raciest or rude to people for no particular reason. They think they are so so perfect and that everyone looks up to them when in reality people sneer at how stupid, lame and how much of losers they are. They like to think they can get anyone they like but really those people like to keep Lorde Del Douche in private for obvious reasons but male does not see that. Also, Del Douche's like to screw old wrinkly men but also very cheaply so also they are desperate and pathetic. Sorry. Not Sorry. You're Welcome. :)

Lorde Del Douche: OMG don't look at my hair I just fixed it 100 times and its still not perfect (girl voice)
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u

Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.

by omgimsoperf October 8, 2013

Loaded mission

A random adventure taken by a person or people that are high or intoxicated that usually leads to accomplish absolutly nothing but can be quite entertaining and memorable.

What'd you do last night Huebert?

Not to much. Grayson and I smoked a fat blunt and went on a loaded mission. We ended up in Gate City projects and losing $50 in a dice game.

by NSEW January 10, 2009

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.

dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!

by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011

loaded lux

Loaded Lux is a freestyle Friday champion known for spitting more intelligent and complex punchlines like this one:

"boy reachin my TIME, preaching my RHYME, I'm reaching a leaf when I CLIMB...vines leapin for LIMElight... suave beats to my RHYME, these rappers are like 4 year olds and coloring books; gotta keep em in LINE."

"LADIES: Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself!

RAPPERS: You knew better you do better."

Loaded Lux dominated all challengers he faced on Freestyle Friday!

by ConsciousHipHop December 13, 2007

leidenfreude

A word coined by author and poet John Koenig,

A sense of paradoxical relief when something bad happens to you, confirming the intrusive thoughts about who you are, and what you deserve for not being as good of a person as people think you are.

I felt a sense of leidenfreude when my partner broke up with me.

by AstralNova January 25, 2022