To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.
by Kats June 8, 2003
Get the lojack mug.Man: ... so i said to the waitor, get me out of this wet clothes and into a dry martini!
Jews: *flop*
Man: OH NO! all 6 million of my jewish friends just died! The lolacaust has started!
Jews: *flop*
Man: OH NO! all 6 million of my jewish friends just died! The lolacaust has started!
by choobang October 21, 2007
Get the lolacaust mug.Ukrainian professional boxer and former Olympic star, born in Odessa, Soviet Union in 1988.
Two-time Olympic gold medallist, winning in 2008 and 2012 at featherweight and lightweight respectively, and former two-time World Amateur Champion. Generally regarded as one of the greatest amateur fighters of all time, having ended his distinguished career with a record of 396-1 and twice avenging a sole defeat.
Turned professional in 2013 and in 2014, in what was only his third bout, defeated American Gary Russell, Jr. via majority decision to capture the vacant WBO World Featherweight title. In doing so he became only the second boxer to win a world title after just three fights. A seven round destruction of the highly rated and previously undefeated Nicholas Walters followed, subsequently elevating him amongst the world’s leading pound for pound fighters.
Reports of a proposed mega-fight with fellow amateur legend Guillermo Rigondeaux - widely touted as one of the sport’s outstanding matchups - surfaced in 2016, but talks broke down over a suitable catchweight and thus far the fight has yet to be materialise.
Two-time Olympic gold medallist, winning in 2008 and 2012 at featherweight and lightweight respectively, and former two-time World Amateur Champion. Generally regarded as one of the greatest amateur fighters of all time, having ended his distinguished career with a record of 396-1 and twice avenging a sole defeat.
Turned professional in 2013 and in 2014, in what was only his third bout, defeated American Gary Russell, Jr. via majority decision to capture the vacant WBO World Featherweight title. In doing so he became only the second boxer to win a world title after just three fights. A seven round destruction of the highly rated and previously undefeated Nicholas Walters followed, subsequently elevating him amongst the world’s leading pound for pound fighters.
Reports of a proposed mega-fight with fellow amateur legend Guillermo Rigondeaux - widely touted as one of the sport’s outstanding matchups - surfaced in 2016, but talks broke down over a suitable catchweight and thus far the fight has yet to be materialise.
by Slimemon March 29, 2017
Get the Vasyl Lomachenko mug.by Agent S December 10, 2004
Get the losack mug.'Laugh Out Loud' with a hint of 'you're a dumbass'.
Bob: Hey man, I had sex with your mom.
Phillip: My mom's dead.
Bob: Oh, hey, sorry, man, I didn't know.
Phillip: Dude, you just saw me with my mom yesterday, remember?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Phillip: lolface!
Phillip: My mom's dead.
Bob: Oh, hey, sorry, man, I didn't know.
Phillip: Dude, you just saw me with my mom yesterday, remember?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Phillip: lolface!
by mavi September 7, 2007
Get the lolface mug.A measurement of how funny something is out of 10, 1 being not funny at all and 10 being very funny.
by Parsi February 15, 2007
Get the LOLfactor mug.(noun) The act of making an "L" shape with one's index finger placed between your eyebrows and thumb placed just above the upper lip in order to give the appearance of a protruding nose, a stereotypically common characteristic of a JEW. While never spoken, typing "Lface" in a chatroom is acceptable.
IRL:
Upon passing a person with obvious Jewish traits, one might make an Lface, directed either at the accused (overtly) or one's present company (covertly).
Online:
Ira: Let's eat before we go. Bar food is so over-priced.
Joe: *Lface*
Tom: lmao
Upon passing a person with obvious Jewish traits, one might make an Lface, directed either at the accused (overtly) or one's present company (covertly).
Online:
Ira: Let's eat before we go. Bar food is so over-priced.
Joe: *Lface*
Tom: lmao
by unmarked van October 17, 2009
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