Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

lotard

a mixture of a retard and a loser

Gosh, Ugine is such a lotard!

by Eric May 13, 2005

lotar

orcish word for honor
bg= warcraft, duh.

end3r turns in quest at orc npc
orc npc: "lotar! for the horde!"

by end3r beya February 3, 2005

Lactarted

To be lactose intolerant.

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.

by thebigneon April 7, 2007

Loptard

A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.

1) "Hey, you leave that Loptard alone!"
2) "Holy freakin' crap Loptard, are you a damn communist?"

by Brett DeWeese May 15, 2006

viðrar vel tíl loftárása

For sure one of Sigur Rós' best songs.

dude, i was pissed, but i just listened to viðrar vel tíl loftárása, so im happy again.

by bajorn eater October 7, 2006

locarrupt

Used to signify an interruption that must be made immediately because a delay would make the interruption unnecessary; a blend of location and interruption. Locarrupt is usually said by persons in a car who need to immediately interrupt the conversation in order to point out something that will otherwise pass by before the next break in the conversation.

"Locarrupt ... look at that hot girl walking down that street"

"Locarrupt ... quick, look how low that damn airplane is flying"

by J. Johnson June 30, 2004