Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

local gay

It's your friendly, neighborhood local gay!
Make sure you channel your inner gay when you see the local gay strutting around town.

Wow, Jimmy! Look at that local gay! They are a beaming ray of rainbow titties!

by durdew July 18, 2017

la vida loca

Spanish for "The crazy life," means doing wild and crazy things that make you cool.

Ricky Martin says he is living La Vida Loca. Except he speaks Spanglish. Not loca.

by AJ de la Crest May 16, 2007

power to the local dreamer

A message of hope, creativity and happiness.

have a nice day and power to the local dreamer |-/.

by nanabread June 2, 2016

Billie Eilish Locals

A Billie Eilish Locals is someone very annoying who likes to over use the term “Avocado” and over play the song “Bad Guy” lastly, the love to self promote and all use the same picture of billie eilish from bellyache.

Ew Billie Eilish Locals are annoying

by billieeilishs December 16, 2019

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your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

So, how about that local sports team?

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing

Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*

by Cap'inTramp February 13, 2012