The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical
midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other
children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a
case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short
people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled
hobbit to the nearest manlet
pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt
plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's
couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage?
Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic
case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
