A lise is A person who’s cute and smart at the same time. She always cares for others and makes sure everyone is doing well. But when you start to know her, you know she isn’t that innocent. It’s the little things; her jokes, her laugh, the face she makes when you call her cute. She’s spicy, but she won’t ever let you down. She might be one of the prettiest people in the world but she isn’t showing it off. She is pretty inside and outside.
Barbara: I’m so lonely. People ignore me and think i’m Dumb.
Hanna: girl you should get yourself a lise. She’ll always be there for you.
Hanna: girl you should get yourself a lise. She’ll always be there for you.
by Lovespreader September 6, 2018
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by Kansjedetermeg October 9, 2018
Get the Lise Sandvik mug.Liseli is a extremely uncommon name but I can guarantee you that if you have this name you’re either the smartest person alive or as dumb as a rock. If you’re fortunate and have this name you may be the smart one. You have the ability to finish work on time and completed, multitask, think twice, and the ability to succeed in life very easily. You’re most likely to sky rocket into the medical field or become a lawyer I mean after all, you are a complete and utterly genius. You care about the people around you and have so much self care and self love. You know you’re worth it and that’s why people love you so much. Then we have the other one and all I have to say to you is sorry. If you aren’t the type of people I just explained you’re the exact opposite. No offense you’re a real dumb fucking bitch let me tell you that. you are totally right brained and very impulsive tbh you’ve probably pierced your ears or cut your bangs at 3am sobbing on your bathroom floor well that’s if you have a bathroom you’re probably homeless. You are a total crackhead and value your friends more than anything. School isn’t your strong suit at all because like I’ve said you’re stupid as FUCK but you’ll probably thrive in the arts field, it doesn’t take a lot of smarts to sing a song or act on screen. Although your dumb, loud, annoying, impulsive, and a stone cold bitch you also have your sweet spots. You care about your friends and about people around you. You’re also very talented and a BIG extrovert
by Emma_Numan November 17, 2019
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by Lises February 28, 2020
Get the Lise mug.(verb) {pronounced like "lease" can be conjugated like any other verb ending in a silent (or magic)- e. {other verb forms: lised, lising. - obviously pronounced "leased" and "leasing" respectively
definition: the act of NOT getting a divorce for one or many reasons. Reason(s) may include, but is/are not limited to:
1). one of the the two is not aware that the other wants a divorce
2). not having anywhere else to go/live
3). not being able to afford the rent/mortgage somewhere else
4). both parties involved want to keep the house for financial reasons but can not afford it on their own
5). for the kids
6). there are no other romantic partners available for one or both of the people involved or they do not think they can do any better
7). one or both parties involved have just given up on themselves and/or life and have resigned themselves to being unhappy
8.). for the sex
9). stupidity
10). tax purposes
11). etc., etc., etc
definition: the act of NOT getting a divorce for one or many reasons. Reason(s) may include, but is/are not limited to:
1). one of the the two is not aware that the other wants a divorce
2). not having anywhere else to go/live
3). not being able to afford the rent/mortgage somewhere else
4). both parties involved want to keep the house for financial reasons but can not afford it on their own
5). for the kids
6). there are no other romantic partners available for one or both of the people involved or they do not think they can do any better
7). one or both parties involved have just given up on themselves and/or life and have resigned themselves to being unhappy
8.). for the sex
9). stupidity
10). tax purposes
11). etc., etc., etc
No way she can afford that house with our her man. I wonder how long she will lise him before she actually files.
I heard our neighbors are getting divorced. I spoke to the husband last October and he was ready then. Guess he lised her for the last eight or nine months since he couldn't afford an apartment.
I heard that Beth finally kicked Raymond out. Seems as though she was just lising him for the sex, but when that went sour, there was nothing left that she wanted from him.
I heard our neighbors are getting divorced. I spoke to the husband last October and he was ready then. Guess he lised her for the last eight or nine months since he couldn't afford an apartment.
I heard that Beth finally kicked Raymond out. Seems as though she was just lising him for the sex, but when that went sour, there was nothing left that she wanted from him.
by Lea Far June 9, 2022
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by JOE_Mamma123 January 10, 2022
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person 1: Omg this homework is so boring. i don't want to make it.
person 2: hold an mate, i will find a Lise.
person 2: hold an mate, i will find a Lise.
by JOE_Mamma123 January 10, 2022
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