a name for a girl you have a 20% chance of falling in love with if you were born between the years 1985 and 1995
Director: We need a name for a girl born around the time the Berlin Wall fell.
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
by uncle fuckbucket July 24, 2019
An eastern variation of the western delicacy, the yogurt parfait. It doesn't hide any of its ingredients; it proudly displays its granola, fruits, and yogurt with confidence. This transparency creates an immediate connection and fosters a sense of trust in its composition. Real food. Very real.
The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night.
Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before.
The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something).
Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night.
Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before.
The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something).
Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
by elperezoso4882 July 1, 2023
A girl that likes to wear purple jackets, and she likes to quote things from stupid disney movies (For example: Tangled) She also laughs alot and when I say alot I mean alot
O my gosh is that Lindsay
by Chiilll February 11, 2014
Lindsay is a pretty girl with a timid heart. She can be a bitch of u piss her off. She hates to admit it but she has a nice ass. She has a lot of friends mostly girls but she has a few guy friends. A few boys are crushing on her even though they have a girlfriend and she has a boyfriend
by Unknown reese April 17, 2018
by weenydog123 June 21, 2017
Lindsay is a strong independent woman. She is blonde and has very cool tattoos. She has so much love to give to others and is truly an angel on this earth. Lindsay much rather give to people than to receive. She can be quiet at first but when she gets to know you and opens up she is truly an amazing person to be around. She is such a kind hearted soul. She is also an amazing mother and is doing it on her own too. It is truly a privilege to be friends with Lindsay or be in her life in any way. She is loyal to her friends and loved ones. Lindsay is very driven and committed. She continues to succeed in life and should be an inspiration for all.
Lindsay is also very beautiful and no one can compare to her beauty, she wears these glasses that only make her look even sexier.
Don't make the mistake of hurting Lindsay or else she will drop you from her life and you will be the one that has to suffer not having her in your life. Overall Lindsay is incredible and out of this world awesome. Anyone lucky enough to be her friend should never take her for granted.
Lindsay is also very beautiful and no one can compare to her beauty, she wears these glasses that only make her look even sexier.
Don't make the mistake of hurting Lindsay or else she will drop you from her life and you will be the one that has to suffer not having her in your life. Overall Lindsay is incredible and out of this world awesome. Anyone lucky enough to be her friend should never take her for granted.
by CTap13 November 15, 2022
Lindsay is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She has dirty blond hair that always seems perfect and big hazel/ green eyes that pop with her long eyelashes. She loves hanging out and talking to guys, older and younger than her, and falls for some of the less hyped ones. She loves football and some rock music, but it doesn’t stop her from being a goddess to most guys. It’s an honor to truly know a Lindsay, because she rarely fully opens herself up to people, and only those very close to her really know who she is. She can be a bit rebellious and a wild child, but is extremely sweet, caring, and forgiving. It will take her a while to truly latch on to someone, because she likes to date around, but once she’s found her perfect match, you will have the time of your life. And did I mention she’s stunning! Lindsay is one of the most complicated yet beautiful people you will ever meet.
Guy #1: Look at Lindsay over the there she’s smokin’!
Guy #2: Yeah, but if you know her like I do you’ll wanna spend every living moment with her.
Guy #2: Yeah, but if you know her like I do you’ll wanna spend every living moment with her.
by xxxfoshoxxx June 12, 2019