Linderie

Pronounced (laun-du-RAY)

This is what women's clothing becomes once they have co-habitated with a man. Satin, silk, and lace, have a tendency to morph into cotton, flannel, and terry cloth.

Where the lingerie goes, I have no idea; so I'm thinking there's some sort of a fabric version of a reverse Midas Touch thing going on.

When I used to visit her apartment, she used to have a lot of lingerie, but now that I've moved in all I ever see is linderie.

by Atomic Honey November 14, 2010

Linderlocked

Two men spooning, with the man who is the big spoon litely tickling the litter spoon males ear with his tounge.

Oh hey did you see Mike was linderlocked with Ken last night.

by glowerpuss March 10, 2015

brook landers

Another term for "Beached Whale"

Look at the Brook Landers over at the beach.

by xXx360 FaZe Lamp 720xXx 420 March 16, 2016

Man Landers

It's like an Ann Landers advice columnist only it is a male giving the advice.

I don't understand what it is that my boyfriend /spouse wants from me. Maybe I will ask Man Landers

by Easy bake October 10, 2017

pp lingers

That somewhat burning lingering sensation you get after an ejaculation. it will linger for some, time but will slowly fade away without you even noticing.

bro 1: Hey bro you, you wanna play lightsabers with our dicks?
bro 2: damn bro, I cant. I still got them pp lingers from my nut earlier...
bro 1: damn, that sucks bro. I heard hot showers help tho, did you try that?
bro 2: gee bro, I didn't. thanks! I'm gonna try it now! wanna join?
bro 1: hell yea! be in there in 5!

by Charix December 8, 2020

linder

Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.

"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."

by Ryan March 3, 2005

Linder

Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.

Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)

I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.

by Dwayne March 2, 2005