like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.

"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made

by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.

This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012

like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.

Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.

by BobbyD September 12, 2016

feel like shit warmed up

Basically feeling like shit but worse. Used to describe a state of feeling exceptionally unwell.

Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!

by raphael-sorel October 19, 2013

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

by drsax November 25, 2009

fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021