Liskey Dick

When one gets so wasted he basically cockblocks himself. People get the word Liskey Dick confused with Whiskey dick, meaning they think one can not get an erection because they're so drunk. This might be true with the LD syndrome, but usually the victim with LD will never know because his "in your face" mumbling and erratic behavior scares the female prey away.

Example: John got so drunk Saturday night he Liskey dicked himself.

John got so drunk last night he Liskey dicked himself!

by Michaelsmi07 August 23, 2008

Linskens

Last name meaning "Little Tree" in some lost language.. Also a family that lives in Wisconsin, and is known for partying

O my god bro, you party almost as much as Linskens does!

by DJPlatt January 11, 2011

liesexual

Term used to refer to girls/women, usually ranging in age from their teens to early 20s, who claim to be bisexual but are in fact just skanky, attention-whoring straight girls who are trying to be trendy. Most are in fact obsessed (solely) with cock and have taken up liesexuality for the sake of gaining male attention. They are an affront to real lesbians and society in general.

Liz won't shut up about how she made out with some girl once as if it's some kind of an accomplishment. She's such a liesexual.

by 2345434 February 16, 2013

Liesje

A unique, quirky and witty girl who cannot stop thinking. Liesjes are typically conservative prudes to the public, but can become very passionate when with someone they love. They are loyal and will never choose to leave any relationship if it can be fixed. They are generally socially anxious. They are truly themselves and typically like indie music and alternative rock.

Why is she such a Liesje in public?
Liesje is awesome.

by hoadlfkng34 September 9, 2012

lienke

It’s an annoying but lowkey awesome person. They are the loving ones, but sometimes too clingy. They are the ones who are better friends with your mother than with you. They always have the best tea to spill.

Yeah, my best friend is kind of annoying but I still love her. She’s definitely a Lienke

by Justin the unicorn October 14, 2019

Lienke

Short, long hair, funny, sweet, South African, pretty nice most of the time, you're on urban dictionary you’re welcome

Hi Lienke

by badbitch233 October 21, 2019

liesel

Liesel, a girl who is overly awesome in every way. usually has mad skillz in first person shooters but also plays the occasional rpg, (but not WOW because warcraft is poo.)
Is quite short girl but makes up for her height with a big heart and gorgeous personality.
An ultra sweetheart and 1000x prettier then megan fox.
Also likes migit porn.

person 1: omg liesel is better looking then megan fox

megan fox: no way that bitch is hotter then me

person 1: megan fox looks like aids with no makeup

*megan fox gets hit by truck*

by Joytastic happytown February 24, 2010