Lettuce

Of relating to or obtaining a hockey stick, particularly a new one.

Hey mike are you going to break in the new lettuce today in warm-ups?

by Johnny Damon October 30, 2017

Lettuce

The act of receiving an oral blow job.

I lay back and get some lettuce; call it a wrap.

by Devin that Dude April 5, 2009

lettuce

A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

“i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “

by Sylviaiscool July 18, 2019

Lettuce

The most krunk person ever if this is your nickname you make the nasty rat face.

Lettuce and I got so krunk!

by I'm so krunk July 17, 2020

Lettuce

When somebody is being extremely stupid or incompetent.

You are literally so lettuce bro

by Kitvne August 26, 2022

Lettuced

The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.

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Why did Mary become a vegetarian?

Because she just got lettuced for the first time!

by Gambit Knox April 2, 2016

Lettuce

leh·tuhs
A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.

Person 1: Hey whats up fam, watchaeatin
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!

by notEpical May 17, 2020