lemursexual

The term for someone who is sexually attracted to lemurs
and/or has tried to though surgery look like a lemur in hope of attracting them or other lemursexuals.

Lemursexual: Hey let's go to the Zoo I want to see the lemurs!

Later at the Zoo
lemursexual masterbates furiously while staring at the lemurs.

by Wentil June 5, 2005

Flying Lemur

Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.

I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!

by Yung MC April 28, 2008

lemurs

Totally and completely nutz.

A: So George Bush won the election.
B: Lemurs, man, lemurs.

by Megan November 3, 2004

stealthy lemur

When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.

"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

Lemur Bear

A bear mixed with a lemur created by a Ryan. Pretty epic.

Oh damn! That lemur bear just totally stole my French bread pizza!

by Defringed July 10, 2010

Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011

Lemur nigga

When someone makes a high pitched sound that sounds somewhat like "ee oo".

Joe: ee oo
Tyrone: Man you deadass a lemur nigga bro

by *Confused screaming* February 24, 2020