legal glitch

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

rarely legal

Ordering a steak, burger, or other meat product as rare as legally allowed by health codes.

I take my steaks rarely legal because I don't want the flavor cooked out.

by VRDemont May 9, 2011

Legolas

To kick someone's ass in the manner of Legolas the Elf.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to Legolas you.

by Aredhel Cuthalion April 26, 2015

Marijuana Legalization

The essential struggle for millions of today's people. There are pros and cons to legalizing marijuana, but when weighed against each other the legal marijuana always wins. One of the biggest benefits, in my opinion, is the fact that people will not have to buy weed from gangs, and terrorists. Plus the fact that we as a country (which is a term forgotten these days) will make billions every year in taxes and commerce. This is a time where all current methods of making money are exhausted and only those who can look at the big picture and make decisions will survive. The biggest disadvantage that I can think of is that the population as a whole will probably become even more obese. That's a matter of personal responsibility( another term people forgot)

Me: Dude, did you hear? Marijuana Legalization finally went through!

Some Guy: *Head-a-Splode*

by whats popping? May 4, 2010

Legolas

A character in Lord of the Rings who rocks but has the unfortunate tendency to state things we already know.

Syn: 'Captain Obvious', 'Mr. Paraphrase'

Legolas: "A DIVERSION!!"

by anonamous March 9, 2005

LegaliseTorturingDylan's

This is the action of making it common or allowed to torture people called Dylan. #LegaliseTorturingDylan's

#LegaliseTorturingDylan's for a better world

by LegaliseTorturingDylan's April 28, 2022