learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.

Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

I'm leaving the board forever

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.

I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

by anonymous November 6, 2004

Leaving Neverland

"Leaving Neverland" is a 2019 "documentary" which attempts to cover the alleged "abuse" by Michael Jackson on Wade Robson and James Safechuck, two men who defended the King Of Pop during cases. The film is an obvious form of defamation, but as Michael Jackson is no longer alive, it is not seen that way. #mjinnocent

"Did you know Michael Jackson was a pedophile?"
"...What did you do, watch 'Leaving Neverland'?

by L33um March 7, 2019

is our children learning

George W Bush's speech on education. The full quote is, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

Geroge W. Bush said, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" No George, they isn't.

by Barry Manilow II March 24, 2006

learning community

A pc term for we fucked up our schools, and want to come out and fuck up yours. It lowers the quality of the good and average schools while not improving the quality of the horrible schools.

Now that we have a learning community, the resources that went to the good schools, are now wasted on the horrible schools.

by benth January 9, 2010

summit learning

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours

my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin

by flatty patty November 6, 2018

learning juice

A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.

I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.

by bottle of wine April 12, 2017