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Jennifer Lawerenceing

To fall gracefully up a flight of stairs in front of a large audience
"Hey did you see that girl Jennifer Lawerenceing the other day?"
by Elle Adams April 8, 2015
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rules lawyer

A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.
"Mike knows like every tiny little thing about that game...total rules lawyer."
by Steve H. March 18, 2005
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lawyer's lawyer

When the crimes you commit are so bad that your lawyer needs to get a lawyer.
"My lawyer's lawyer said he can get my lawyer off so my lawyer should be in court for me."

"Your lawyer's lawyer? What the hell did you do?"

"Pissed on some Russian prostitutes, a little nepotism, raw dogged a porn star and lied about it, I am slumlord, used my political connections to profit personally, signed off on people using tax dollars to fund their personal trips, wrote down shit on some pieces of paper and forced others to live by it , tried to sue people who called me names after I verbally attacked them, I haven't paid taxes in 10 years, fired some asshole who kept trying to investigate me and my friends, grabbed a few random women by their pussies - hey they like it - , watched some teenage girls get undressed, sure as fuck am not renting my houses to black people, sold some fake diplomas to a few dumbasses, hired some undocumented pollocks in the 80's, rigged some gambling machines in my casinos, some jackasses claim I didn't pay them, a few fraudualant realestate deals, bought my own books with campaign dollars and kept the royalties, smuggles some models into the country so I could bang them - even married one of them, set up some tax dodging foundations, remember that Cuba embargo I bitch about that last jackass lifting - I totally violated it in the 90's, and I conspired with a government known to be an enemy of our country to influence federal elections. Nothing too bad, I don't know what they are bitching about."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 25, 2018
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shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.
You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!
by sativo8339 October 16, 2008
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Lawbertarian

-Judicially Conservative, but Socially and/or Fiscally Liberal.
In the Court Room, lawbertarian Judge Hackenfuss adheres to an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, but in his Chambers he sustainably grows organic marijuana.
by zw26 October 2, 2010
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doctor-lawyer

1. In the Alex Nagy Dictionary, a doctor-lawyer refers to the occupation which every non-drug addict in the world should aspire to have. Should be pronounced as a single word.

2. The job that Andrew is one day going to have... whether he likes it or not.
Nagy: "You gonna be a doctor-lawyer, son?"
Andrew: "Actually, I was considering going into the adult film industry."
Nagy: "Noooooo, sonnnnnn, nooooo!"
by FiggyTheFinger October 8, 2005
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lawyer up

to stop answering questions during a police interrogation and request a lawyer.
He lawyered up, but only after he confessed to being in Cheryl's apartment.
by Pavle Perencevic September 19, 2005
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