Lewiston

The shithole of America. Famous for potatos that it doesn't produce and the gems it doesn't mine (Idaho is the Gem State). Famous for being the United State's most inland seaport, though it doesn't really ship anything other than cocaine.

Stop being such a Lewiston!
Man, this place is such a Lewiston.
I hate fast food, it tastes like lewiston.
Lewiston: Not for black people.
I banged a chick in the Lewiston.
She hit me in the Lewiston.
Lewiston smells.

by Ben Schneider October 30, 2005

Laisted

The lovely condition of getting laid while being severely intoxicated.

Brittany was so laisted last night - she had 5 Cherry Bombs and ended up having sex with Brad on the bathroom sink at the bar.

by Lish3 April 25, 2010

Lewiston

A small town in western New York where almost everyone is a stuck-up bitch. All the kids are mindless fucks, and all the old people are pedophiles. The only thing anyone talks about is how much money they have and how much better they are then the next guy.

If you live in Lewiston everyone hates you.

by newfagrofl44 October 31, 2010

Papillion LaVista High School

The most kick ass school in the entire fucking world. South can suck our balls. We're better than them at literally EVERYTHING. GO MONARCHS!

I'm so glad I go to Papillion LaVista High School. Going to Papillion LaVista South would suck!

by monarchsfan May 3, 2010

Papillion LaVista South High School

The top dog of Papillion. Newer and better than the old rundown Monarchs. We have outstanding students that excell in everything. Like our achedemics, and our number one nationally ranked Volleyball team. Hail to the TITANS!!!

Papillion Newer Volleyball Papillion LaVista South High School

by SnuggeyBuggy January 2, 2012

lewiston lobsta claw

A modified version of the lobster claw. Two in the pink and one in the stink. Your pinky in her butt, the next two in her vagina, and your pointer finger goes on her clit.

If you can get a girl from Lewiston drunk enough, give her the Lewiston lobsta claw and she will forever beg you for it again.

by Coletrain73 October 12, 2013

lamister

noun. A fugitive from the law.

See also "on the lam" or "let's lam out of here before the cops come".

Unknown origin from the 1800's. Still researching.

Dillinger was a lamister after his escape from jail and the many bank robberies he committed.

by R. Kochler August 28, 2005