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dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing

something you say when someone makes a stupid fucking joke
sophia- “I am gonna baptize my child in vape smoke”

everyone else- “dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing
by z0d1st3d December 26, 2019
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pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny
He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.
by vazmataz February 18, 2014
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The Laughing Dutchman

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.
Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.
by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013
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The Laughing Farts

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.
The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.
by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012
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laughing stock

Something or someone that is ridiculed by everyone else and is often well-known only because it is so ridiculous and so bad it's funny.
The 2004 USA "Dream Team" is the laughing stock of the basketball world.

David Hasselhoff is the laughing stock of the rap music industry.

William Hung is the laughing stock of the American people.
by Nick D August 16, 2004
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Crack Laughing

Bursting into a prolonged fit of intense, uncontrollable laughter. Used to describe how you feel inside when you find yourself in a pleasing set of circumstances, or at least in comparison to a worse outcome that also might have occurred. Instigating this sort of reaction in someone is called making that person "crack laugh up".
Mikey told me a hilarious joke the other day with his crazy accent, and I couldn't stop crack laughing!!!
by em-mikey October 12, 2011
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laughing gas

Nitrous oxide. Can be bought over the internet for 'culinary purposes'. A cheap drug that makes everything funnier, usually taken in a balloon so you get oxygen as well and don't die.
Mike: Dude do you wanna buy me some laughing gas?
Brett: Shit man i'm skint you get it.
by Abraham Smith May 12, 2007
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