Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 19, 2007

latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

lasered

stoned to the bone

Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered

by Bosshawk September 1, 2009

lasterday

Any previous day within the last four to five days, usually said by small children who don't yet have a clear concept of time. Originally coined in early 2019 by a three-year-old girl.

We went to the park lasterday.

by evilsammy March 2, 2020

Lasterday

A previous day; any day that is before your current day.

Girl: Oh yea, I went to the movies lasterday. Wanna come next time?

by Thatonedramaticperson March 7, 2021

Lasterday

The day before the present day would be called the yester, sense it was the last day it makes more sense to say lasterday

“Yeah I got McDonald’s lasterday“
You were so mad lasterday, Rohan”

by Mr. Finger Licking Good October 13, 2021