Lashtronaut

Turbo bloke/lad who imbibes copious amounts of l'alcool.

You are a lashtronaut.

by supermassiveturbolad October 10, 2009

LaserSharp

Literally the biggest boomer in all of UL. Honestly, LaserSharp is a stupid beaner and he should die. LaserSharp is one of the owners of ARP (Abnormally Red Piss) squad, which is filled with entitled faggots that think they're cool.

Ew, it's LaserSharp, let's kill him!

That kid seems pretty stupid, it must be LaserSharp.

by iFuckMyBrother24/7 September 16, 2019

Laetitia

An incredibly adorable european girl. She has a gorgeous figure, pretty hair and beautiful eyes. She gets turned on easily and is amazing at sex. You can spend forever talking to this cute girl and you will never get bored. she is funny and smart and caring and sensitive and beautiful and everyone loves her!

Kyle: Man, I'm really interested in Laetitia, I would love to go out with her.
John: Idk dude, a lot of guys at school feel that way so you have a lot of competition.

by bvnogapers January 3, 2013

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

lasers

coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.

"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"

by KPrinz July 3, 2009

Laetitia

Laetitia, a true friend. A friend that we could call a sister. Cute, beautiful, kind, honest, funny and way so much more qualities... i can't even count them. It's someone that will always be there for you, someone that will try their best to make you feel better, to remind you you're worth it in the hard moments of life. Someone you'll always be thankful to have by your side. A person that probably no one would beat because they're too imperfectly perfect. A heart of gold. SOOO gorgeous even she doesn't agree. Ohh i almost forgot, iced caps from tim hortons, that's an important point to NOT forget about:)

This girl named Laetitia has a pretty smile.

by Simply0lzanski October 12, 2017

Laserbation

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010